02 March 2006
so, it's officially time to leave the united states of awesome and try something new. thanks to everyone who wished me a hearty farewell. and i guess the non-hearty, limp ones were appreciated, too. in case you've already forgotten, tonight i fly from chicago (i got my visa just fine, by the way) to miami, where i'll spend the night (spotting shaq at all the hott clubs) before i fly out to ecuador in the morning.
those of you who received my initial "come to my blog!" email are doubtless wondering where all the limitless wit and humor i seemed to have been so enamored of went. or you were wondering what exactly i thought was humorous in the first place. well...i don't know. sorry. but maybe in the future i'll be funny. come back soon to see!